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Sun Sep 20, 2009, 7:54 PM
  • Mood: Shitty
  • Listening to: Ip-Od
  • Reading: Philosophies of many people at once.
  • Watching: Fringe
  • Playing: stuff
  • Eating: thoughts
  • Drinking: wisdom
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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, “Common Sense,” who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- the early bird gets the worm;
- life isn’t always fair; and
- maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, “Truth” and “Trust,” by his wife, “Discretion,” by his daughter, “Responsibility,” and by his son, “Reason.”

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers – “I Know My Rights,” “I Want It Now,” “Someone Else Is To Blame,” and “I’m A Victim.”

Not many attended his funeral, because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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  • Current Residence: New York
  • Interests: Shtuff
  • Favourite movie: K-Pax, Big Fish, and more im too lazy to type
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything
  • Favourite artist: Dali
  • Favourite poet or writer: Kurt Vonegut
  • Favourite style of art: any kind really...
  • Operating System: MacBook
  • MP3 player of choice: Ip-Od
  • Skin of choice: um... mine?
  • Favourite game: Halo 3, BFMEII,
  • Favourite gaming platform: Anything except PS3
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Mellenium Earl
  • Personal Quote: "I maybe crazy, but I'm not nuts"
  • Tools of the Trade: Sledgehammer

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:iconserphaet:
Thanks for the watch, comment, and the fav!

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For when the anger blurs your blues and turns it to royalty I'll be happy and we'll be opposites, the prince and the pauper.
:iconlocopsychodude:
Thanks for: A. Being brilliant, B. Sharing your brilliance, C. Using fabulous vocabulary!

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I maybe crazy, but I'm not nuts.
:iconserphaet:
Oh Gosh! Thanks! You're going to give me a huge head though, :).

I haven't gotten the chance to check out your stuff yet, but I'm on a mission to!

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For when the anger blurs your blues and turns it to royalty I'll be happy and we'll be opposites, the prince and the pauper.
:iconlocopsychodude:
Oh god. Don't. All I create is absolute shit. And poop at that.

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I maybe crazy, but I'm not nuts.
:iconserphaet:
Sir, I do not beleive you, everyone has to start somewhere and without that starting point there isn't anywhere to go, TRUST ME. I still have trouble writing, too! Everyone has to try to improve! So, NYEH! :P

:D I'm sure it'll be fine!

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For when the anger blurs your blues and turns it to royalty I'll be happy and we'll be opposites, the prince and the pauper.
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Hey, making sure to inform you of our new little contest, HOPE YOU CAN JOIN IN! Much love!

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:iconlocopsychodude:
hokeydokey

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I maybe crazy, but I'm not nuts.
:iconsaylem:
Thank you for the watch! :D

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